"remember those condom dispensing machines..."

s what my husband asked me one day. But it's not like he walked in the door and was like "hey~....remember those....??" I was lamenting about how expensive condoms had become and how he got duped into buying the "fancy" condoms (see previous email "excuse me mr. pharmacist, but where are the REGULAR condoms?") He bought the ones that was suppose to be "extra pleasurable for her~!" LIKE I NEED EXTRA PLEASURE! I JUST NEED IT TO BE OVER WITH SO I CAN GET SOME SLEEP! (sorry honey! you're still good in bed!) too much info?? sorry~ anyways, so as I was lamenting about the prices as if I was talking about gas prices and that's when dear hubbie posed the question. 

Now let me be clear. I have NEVER seen or heard of condom "dispensing" machines. Tampon dispensing machines, gum/candy dispensing machines, I've even seen some that'll dispense travel sized packets of tylenol but never a CONDOM dispensing machine. Now I'm not sure WHERE my dear hubby saw these machines.....(see previous email "you're practically gay!") but anyways I started thinking about what the person whose job it was to refill those machines would have been like. Did the person care about giving women "extra pleasure" or having them "fruit flavored"? Did he think of himself as a public servant? Providing safe sex options to the drunk and good judgement challenged? Or was he just in it for the money, inflating the prices of the condoms knowing that when you're drunk, you're also horny and if paying $1 for one condom can exponentially increase your chances of getting laid, you'll whip out that dollar faster than you can say "slutty hore"! As my mind wandered on and on, I wondered why there weren't anymore of those machines around.......Then I figured the club/bar owners were probably sick and tired of finding people doing it in the bathroom stalls and were grossed out to find used condoms everywhere so they got rid of them. Or maybe someone realized that the machines were contributing to the rising teen mom epidemic so they tossed the machines for that reason. Whatever the case, it was a funny conversation to have with my husband while giving little asian baby a bath. Good thing she doesn't understand real words yet......haha