Wednesday, September 18, 2013

BACK WITH MOLD!

So lately I have been having thoughts about picking up blogging again. I realized that I had neglected my legions of fans and haven't brightened your day with stories of poop shaped like deities or annoying 22 yr olds who seemed to have left the bottom halves of their shirts in the dryer.

I actually had many witty and comical stories in mind since funny and unbelievable things happen every day with a toddler who now says things like "baby gwumpy" and "no, I don't like that." (yes..it's lovely...)

However, today as I was about to make a smoothie for little asian baby's dinner (of course after she rejected the first 5 choices I gave her) I opened the yoplait kids yogurt container that I had just bought 4 days ago to find.....

this.


So I had to restart blogging about mold in yogurt, rather than little asian baby's latest antics.

As you can see there is an unsightly, fuzzy, green, growth on the top of the yogurt. As I mentioned, I just bought this container of yogurt this past Sunday. The "best by" date is actually OCTOBER 5, 2013. Yes that's right people...OCTOBER! (today is sept. 18th for those of you who are calendarly challenged. yeah that's right, I just made that word up.) Imagine, if I had not opened this container until then, how much more grisly and gag inducing would the mold have been!

I promptly took a picture of the mold, the packaging, and wrote an email to the company with the picture attached. I also plan to call them tomorrow during "normal business hours" because this is just plain NASTY!

So, although I feel like my comeback to blogging is more like Lindsay Lohan's attempts at a comeback (half-assed and containing some sort of bacterial growth). At least I'm doing the public a favor by coming back with a PSA.

IF YOU HAVE RECENTLY BOUGHT YOPLAIT KIDS YOGURT THE STRAWBERRY FLAVORED ONE WITH DORA THE EXPLORER...YOU MAY WANT TO THROW IT OUT.

I think I deserve a medal or something....

-little asain girl
BACK WITH MOLD!