There once where 4 sisters....

Lory was the oldest, and therefore the "boss" none of the other sisters really messed around with her. Jane was the second only a mere year younger than Lory, but was more shy and sensitive. Patty was the third, mischievous and easily annoyed. And Kelly, the baby of the bunch and therefore could be quite prissy and bratty at times.

The four girls planned to go on a sister's road trip to Arizona. Three days of gossip, shopping, and relaxing, but at the last minute Kelly couldn't go, so Lory, Jane and Patty decided to go without her. (Much to Kelly's dismay...she pouted a little) So as they were driving along, Lory fell asleep in the car and started snoring. Upon hearing the snores Patty started to scheme and giggle as she quietly snapped photos of her older sister with her camera phone. Lory had her mouth open, head back, and was really knocked out. Jane, who was sitting next to Patty, was embarrassed by the whole situation and was trying to silence the giggles that were coming uncontrollably from within. Patty and Jane (more so Jane) were slightly afraid of what their older sister might do if she found out, but personal entertainment trumped any type of fear they had at that point. Then, Patty proceeded to text the pictures to baby Kelly who back at home, was wishing she could be on the trip with her sisters. Lory later woke up unaware of all that had gone on and the trip proceed without much event.

A few days later, they were sharing these photos with each other and showing them to others, and reliving the fun time they had together. Kelly, although she had missed the trip, was glad that her sister's still thought about her while they were gone. (Cuz God forbid they didn't think about her!) 

Now, while you were reading this story you might have thought "oh how cute these young ladies living out their youth, building bonds of sisterhood and family."

EXCEPT THESE LADIES ARE MY MOTHER AND AUNTS WHO ARE ALL 50 YRS. OLD OR OLDER AND ACTING LIKE LITTLE SCHOOL GIRLS! SNAPPING PHOTOS OF EACH OTHER WHILE THEY'RE SLEEPING AND TAKING 10 MINUTES TO SEND A TEXT BECAUSE THEY FORGOT THEIR GLASSES IN THEIR OTHER PURSE AND CAN'T READ THE PHONE MENU OPTIONS! Can you imagine 3 little korean ladies (and their poor chaufer husbands) all crammed in a minivan, trying to make it to the Grand Canyon? And my aunt kelly sitting at her desk with her bifocals on trying to figure out how to view the pic. text she just received! Muttering to herself "how am I suppose to view this? Why is everything so small? How can I make the picture bigger?" 

*siGh*

"what a crazy bunch of ladies"