Saturday, September 24, 2011

"Is that a blow up doll??...oh..no it's just a mechanical horse."

Asian husband and I usually drive home everyday in silence because we spend 8 hours in the same room together so what can we really say that we both don't already know. It's like "how was your day today? Well, you should know you were there"  but on Friday as he was driving and I was about to take a blissful cat nap I all of a sudden heard him say "Is that blow up doll?" Now that in itself is a surprising question to ask anyone, unless of course you were at a bachelor party or watching a porno or something, but driving south on the 57 at 5 pm isn't really the time or place that you would expect that kind of question. So I uprighted my chair and looked around and saw a pick-up truck in front of us with what really did seem like a flesh colored statue of some sort on it's truck bed. It took a minute for my eyes to focus on what this peculiar looking thing was since the truck was like 20ft from us, but as we inched closer we realized that it was one of those mechanical horses that kids ride in front of like rite aid or cvs.  It was flesh colored and was positioned to look like it was rearing up so it did kind of look like a standing blow up doll. It was funny. 

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