"That's how we got the baby..."

"Too much doin' it."

Truer words have never been said. Now, I'm not trying to be vulgar or inappropriate, and normally I WOULD NOT divulge ANY information about "doin' it" or anything like that. I'm asian after all, we do not speak of such things in public OR private for that matter. No, no, those kind of thoughts are strictly prohibited. NOR do I want to know about your "doin' it" life, BUT when something makes me laugh out loud one day and still out loud the next day, I feel it's worth blogging about.

And don't worry..I'm not going to go into detail or anything like that. I've already learned not to put too many words that could be used in a sexual context or else the porno people come searching for my blog.

Anyway, so a few nights ago asian husband and I were talking about how we missed our single lives. Not necessarily only the times we were single without each other, but also the times when we were single without the baby. Oddly enough, this has been a reoccurring topic recently and I have been having this conversation with my mommy friends and others alike. SO, asian husband and I were talking about how before we had little asian baby sex wasn't so tiring to do. AND you could do it more than once without needing to take a nap in between! (Now here is where I am NOT going to go into detail about the frequency and duration of "doin' it" pre-baby, nor do I wish for you to enlighten me about your pre-baby antics either.) As we were having this conversation, that's when asian husband said it.

"That's how we got the baby. Too much doin' it"

I laughed. I laughed out loud. I laughed out loud for a little while...like 10 seconds. It was funny. But now that I've written about it, I feel a little uncomfortable and exposed.

Sorry about that. I hope you don't feel uncomfortable and exposed too. You can wash your eyes with bleach later. (at least there are no pictures!)

-little asian girl