Monday, January 21, 2013

The Groan Heard Around the WORLD!

Last week little asian baby and I were out running errands. We went here and there and everywhere, and while we were at one of the stores I decided to feed baby a snack.

So there we were walking around the store. Little asian baby meanwhile, was holding a snack container containing cut up strawberries. Now usually baby snack containers are designed to stay sealed even if a semi truck drives over it, but of course in our world as soon as she dropped the container onto the floor it BUSTED open and little pieces of strawberries PLUS their juice went flying. MORTIFIED, I quickly grabbed a diaper wipe to clean up the mess.

HOWEVER....

As soon as the container hit the ground I heard a VERY AUDIBLE GROAN...like "AAAEERRGGGGHH" coming from somewhere behind me. I instantly knew it was one of those disgruntled employees that hated having to clean up after messy little toddlers and shoppers who put the bananas on the shelf next to the cotton T-shirts instead of putting them back in the "grocery" section....

But seriously dude. If he had huffed and puffed any louder, the display of greeting cards across the aisle would have come crashing down! I tried to help him clean up the mess by wiping the strawberry juice with the diaper wipe, but in his annoyed gruff he swept the strawberries away from my wipe with a mini broom and went about his way.

GEESH! RUDE! AAAEERRGGGGHH right back atcha!

I guess next time I should just leave the strawberries at home.

-little asian girl

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