The porn link.
*siGh*
Allow me to explain.
No, I wasn't involved in an "allegedly" obscenely glorious "accidentally" on purpose strategically "stolen and released" sex tape scandal like Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian in order to catapult myself to blogger fame...BUT turns out that some people have been finding my blog while looking for porn.
Great.
When I started this blog, I had suspicions that this would happen. I thought to myself "what if someone searches google for "asian girl" or even worse "little asian girl" and then instead of the sleazy porn site with naked butts, they find my blog?" Then upon checking my stats on the blogger overview page, I found an odd link. SOOOO..(in the name of research of course) I clicked it to find my screen filled with naked butts, boobs, man parts that I don't even want to IMAGINE seeing and flashing headlines with words that I can't even type for fear that I will burn in hell. Needless to say, I almost fainted. I closed the laptop immediately and prayed. Asian husband who was sitting next to me was laughing. It was not funny.
My mother, grandmother, father, brother, sister, 3rd cousin twice removed in law would have been proud...
Not that I want to alienate or discriminate against anyone who might want to be entertained by an asian girl (PUN INTENDED!! DUH!! HAHAHHAHA! I'm so funny...) It's not like I have SOO many followers I can afford to be choosy, but really people? PORN? *siGh*SIGH* I SAY!
Well, I guess the moral of the story is, don't use words in your blog title that could be linked to anything sexual and DEFINITELY don't click the random links you find in your blogger stats page, because you could be scarred for life.
Oh, also, if you happen to be one of those people who happened upon my blog while looking for the abomination that is pornography, take it as a sign from whatever sign giving entity you believe in and stop searching for naked people having sex on your computer!!!!!!!
-little asian girl
That is so funny Jamie! I love your writing! Maybe you'll find a new follower this way!! :-D
ReplyDeleteIt sounds so familiar, I had the same experience/insight a few weeks back. made me want to close the whole thing, but then again this is the internet :-)
ReplyDeletenow i try not to think about it :-)
have a great day!
Jamie this is hilarious. Someone came to my blog twice by searching the phrase "jacuzzi nudes." I have never done anything close to that activity. Or if I did, I wouldn't have talked about it on my blog. I think that seeing how people reach your blog is one of the most entertaining things about blogging.
ReplyDelete*siGh* It was horrible! I think one of the search phrases was something like "asian girl in spanx". I wish there was a way to take my blog off the search engines. Is there?
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